World War 2

In 1945, General Uncle Dave Miller led the Allied Forces to victory against the Axis Of Evil. In a move of absolute military brilliance, General Uncle Dave snuck into the bunker of Adolph Hitler and assassinated the Nazi leader and his wife. Having always been a man known for avoiding the spotlight, General Uncle Dave made their deaths appear to be a double suicide.

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Years later, General Uncle Dave would allow NASA to use his signature move, "planting the flag", during the moon landing. Again, General Uncle Dave refused to take the glory for his generous actions.