Uncle Dave: The Chosen One (Volume 2)


Many have questioned why the other patrons at Uncle Dave's favorite tavern (commonly referred to as "The one I'm in right now") were so shocked and amazed that it caused the hot babe on his right to faint/blackout. The answer is simple... Uncle Dave, fearing that the tavern was running low on liquor, performed a miracle. He turned water into vodka.

Many people have called this work of art "The Last Supper". Little did they know that Uncle Dave would have supper each and every day, assuming that olives and maraschino cherries can be considered 'supper'.

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