Uncle Dave: The Chosen One

Only a man a great as Dave Miller could have been pure enough to be born to a virgin mother.

Uncle Dave's mother remained a virgin throughout the rest of her life. When asked why, she said that no other man could make her loins feel the way that baby Uncle Dave had on that special night. Uncle Dave left all of his women thinking that very same thought.

That night, three wise men brought gifts for baby Uncle Dave. Those gifts were Crown Royal, Johnnie Walker Black, and José Cuervo.